Stair Stepper

When a person has both feet inside 2 different girls vaginas and stands up and does a stair stepper motion.
Guy 1: Holy shit did you hear what Stephen did last night??
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He was knee deep in those 2 bitches from class giving them the stair stepper!
by stairsteppingchamp1 March 21, 2010
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blank stairs

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"
1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."
by Moggraider July 29, 2010
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stair tool

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"

by Bored Soldier April 08, 2009
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crazy stairs

To perform an accidental act of the upmost degree of stupidity.
Drates drops his beer and spills it everywhere
"shit.. Just hit crazy stairs!
Bitch sits on the remote and changes channel
"agh!! Crazy stairs"
by superdude dto October 20, 2008
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Stair Dweller

A group of highschool age kids that linger near the stairs and usually intimidate others. Half of the stair dwellers are Jits and are some of the most loyal friends. Most listen to awesome music and smoke weed to pass the time...
*Kid walks out of store carrying a faygo. Punches Banana Republic douche bag in face. walks away.*

"Dude... who was THAT?"

"IDK. must have been a stair dweller."
by Zombie876.99 December 17, 2011
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Stair Muncher

To eat someone out on a set of stairs
Last night i wanted to get eaten out but our bed was broken so my boyfriend gave me a stair muncher
by brw14 November 06, 2010
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broken stair

A man who commits suicide after being stepped on by a feminist.
I'm horrified by every element of this situation and I never want to speak of it again, but I refuse to be sorry for naming a broken stair and I refuse to be made an example of to discourage survivors from speaking up.
by Male Gamer September 15, 2019
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