hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019