Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.

Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.

by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 22, 2017

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 20, 2021

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

Runwayed

When you sneeze into your elbow, but miss and end up sneezing on top of your elbow, creating a sort of runway to catapult your germs outwards.

Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: “Hey you just Runwayed, what the heck”
Person 1: “oh no I’m sorry”

by Cowplaterrrrr July 14, 2022