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greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.
I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.
by Long Drop May 3, 2022
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slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013
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Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.
Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.
by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008
mugGet the Runway pizzamug.

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.
Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."
by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013
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dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.
Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?
by RW41 January 22, 2017
mugGet the dirty runwaymug.

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach
I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway
by Roachonius August 20, 2021
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Runway

taking a line of cocaine down the sternum of topless girl with a body shot at the end, causing you to take off the runway
R. Kelly: Hey man, let's do these runways already.
Castro: The girls are already set up on the bed.
*R. Kelly takes runway*
R. Kelly: Damn man, I feel good!
by Brother Castro July 25, 2016
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