Dutch Parachute

When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing" a small room. But all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. Limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. Caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.

Josh: "Dude, I Only Have A Bit Of Weed."

James: "Dude, Well Just Dutch Parachute That Shit."

by Sir Cuttin Sickness May 18, 2009

Prussian Parachute

When you grab both balls in both hands and spread them apart and start flapping like you jumped out of a plane without a parachute.

When you get to prison, you gotta pull the ol' prussian parachute out on 'em to assert your dominance...

by Mc1rish March 01, 2023

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac July 16, 2013

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz November 14, 2008

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 07, 2016

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006