Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.

Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream

by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 25, 2018

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020

Forbidden Neapolitan

When a guy cums in a girls ass while shes on her period. The mixture of fluids make for a colourful delicacy.

"You hung out with your girl? I thought she was on her period this week?"

"We did the forbidden Neapolitan"

by Jablow October 6, 2020

Neapolitan blunt

A blunt rolled with a vanilla, a chocolate and a strawberry blunt, all rolled together in one long blunt.

For large groups I like to roll Neapolitan blunts. They hold more and taste better.

by LucidInterface March 14, 2011

Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream

Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.

by BigBawwls March 6, 2011