nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 10, 2016

Sunny Nutty

A festive holiday drink comprised of the following:
1.5 oz Disaronno

1.5 oz Skrewball peanut butter whisky
1/2 fresh squeezed orange (sub orange bitters if available)
Hot water
Topped with whipped cream

Hoping to provide people a brighter side of 2020 regardless of how nutty it has been.

Hey Bri, looks like the snow is getting ready to come down, can you set us up with a couple of Sunny Nuttys to tie us over until I get this fire going.

by ay0kay November 17, 2020

Nutty Pot

When you cum in one of your girl’s nostrils and it comes out the other, effectively cleaning her sinuses.

I’ve been breathing great since Chet and Klyle each gave me a Nutty Pot

by BA_BROWN October 24, 2018

Nutty Madam

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

nutty christian

A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.

Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian

by satansheroin666 August 21, 2009

Nutty Buddy

The new term for "friends with benefits".

Donald and I are nutty buddy's

by cswain February 18, 2008