Non-Possessional Snobbery, expressing negativity regarding an object currently considered nouveau chic or current nerdity without having actually purchased or viewed the object.
by Jerk Dently May 28, 2015
Acronym for "No Problem, Glad I Could Help". Popular among the youths (and certain scrum masters), np gich is used for when just saying 'no problem' is not nearly as polite as you would like it to be. Best when used in emails and teams chats to unsuspecting millennial co-workers.
Person 1: "Thanks for letting me borrow your car to go skiing at Mt. Snow this weekend"
Person 2: "np gich"
Person 2: "np gich"
by HolaSoyJuanita February 19, 2020
A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
by vaxt February 01, 2006
by kylemeister1 August 20, 2019
by jhklfnca December 19, 2006
The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.
Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.
Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.
"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"
by ecomm-lord August 24, 2022
by wtftyifo May 12, 2022