Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.
by The One U Trust September 23, 2011
Get the Macho Pubesmug. by SiMacho November 15, 2016
Get the mira machomug. by City goiter September 22, 2017
Get the macho faggotmug. BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.
Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!
Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
by PGI November 23, 2013
Get the david machomug. A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"
by Eustakios December 19, 2019
Get the macho ibéricomug. (noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
Get the twat machomug. A name that is used by pussies to try and act tough but in reality their 5’4 and they stand on their money and he’s still 5’4
“Yo you see that pussy walking around callin himself big macho” “ Ye what a little hoe ass bitch” “fr fuck him and his life bing bong 👩🏻 🦲🖕🏻“
by doffy_law November 29, 2021
Get the Big Machomug.