juked

Broken, messed-up, nonfunctional.

Man, my CD player is totally juked after I dropped it.

by ethan May 07, 2004

juke

To stroke you penis. Whack Off.

Rapilgrim likes to juke to monkey porn/

by bigigilgrim June 16, 2004

juke

To stab, or to have sex.

A yo me and home girl was "juken" all night!

by JESS-MAN!!! May 13, 2003

juking

To dance, especially in a juke or to the music of a jukebox.

We're going juking tonight at the Boar's Nest.

by Swarsfanatic June 26, 2005

Juke

To juke is to stab or slice with a knife or sharp edge. A juke can be anything with a sharp edge.

Person 1 : I'll juke you.
Person 2 : You wouldn't stab someone in the open.
Person 1 : I already have my knife out

by Dez.xo June 27, 2010

Juked

Something that was exciting or energizing.

That party was so juked!

by lrbmoose June 30, 2011

Juke

When you're really turned on and disgusted at the same time, and jizz/puke out of your mouth.

Coined by the College Humor staff in their video Juke as part of their All Nighter: III

Dan: "I juke whenever I watch two girls one cup"
Matt: "So do I! I mean the girls are so hot, but its so disgusting at the same time... its hard not to juke"

by waitzsauce December 12, 2009