herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

by lisel May 24, 2004

herpes

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

by skank master jasper December 28, 2005

herpes

itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

by Gbizzle October 11, 2003

herp

A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.

Dude, that girl is fucking herp!

by Stubs December 12, 2004

Herpes

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015

Herp

When someone gives you herpes by raping you

Help! He's herping me!

by Seamus Harte November 3, 2017

Herp

When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"

Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

Person2:..."Herp"

by Praetorian March 30, 2004