Go Greyhound

To go crazy and stab the shit out of people. Like "going postal" with a knife. Also, Greyhound's advertising slogan.

Dude had a knife and decided to Go Greyhound on people. The police tased the shit out of him.

by khreng September 30, 2008

Greyhound RP

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.

I’m a member of Greyhound RP because I have nothing better to do with my life.

by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

Greyhound

Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.

Dude, watch out, there’s a greyhound chasing you!

by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024