desk cum

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.
Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?
by Jeromezone May 06, 2019
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Lap Desk

The most badass Laptop/notebook accessory. Keeps you from burning your lap or manhood (if applies). Lets everyone know you care about the sexy legs you have under your clothes. Comfy ergonomic pillow with plastic or wooden top to set stuff on. A desk for your lap!
Tom-Dude I have "toasted skin syndrome"
Kate- Idiot, you should have used a lap desk!
by HTROW TROF October 06, 2010
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Desk Anchor

When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.
office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"
by _yellowGoldfish August 25, 2010
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Desk Break

while working your desk job, you stop your work and visit something to interest you. or relaxing and very unwork related
after I finished that email, I took a desk break until i went home.
by Christopher French January 18, 2008
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Desk Muncher

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher
by TotallyKevin August 03, 2023
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Desk Harvest

The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).
"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
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davenport desk

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over
Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?
by TickldLurker January 31, 2015
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