cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.

1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.

by kim crappen January 21, 2008

kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy

Did u see Kots the clown last night

by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

crackin' the clown

getting drunk, cracking open a forty oz., getting your buzz on, getting goofy on alcohol.

"tonight we're crackin' the clown"
(from the Toe Head CD "New Disaster")

by T.B. February 13, 2004

Benzo the Clown

Used to designate a person either going to extreme (and usually obnoxious) measures to obtain benzodiazepine drugs, or under such heavy influence of said drugs that he/she is showing senseless or clownlike stupor.

1.) Hey, can you shut up Benzo the Clown over there? She's been demanding valium for over an hour, and threatening to sue the hospital if we don't give it to her.

2.) Look at Benzo the clown over there - so tranq'ed he doesn't even know his own name!

by Psych77 June 24, 2011

boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007