Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.

Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.

by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016

Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009

Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

by CaptainWhoregan July 3, 2012

breakup buddy

A male friend who "lends a hand" if you're horny after your girlfriend breaks up with you.

Dave sure needed a breakup buddy after Laura left, and Jack
had him come over many times for comfort.

by Steve Hoglund August 1, 2007

BRITNEY BREAKUP

When you break up with someone via text messaging.

I couldn't face my boyfriend so I just did a Britney Breakup on my cell phone.

John wouldn't answer my calls about our relationship so I texted a Britney Breakup.

by RAPHAEL60263 December 5, 2010

The Breakup Song

We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't

The Breakup Song

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

winning the breakup

Olivia Rodrigo

but is not included Heartbroken over her split with Joshua Bassett, composed a series of absolute bangers for what would become her record-breaking debut album, “SOUR.”

Sour is now the first debut album in US history to have every song debut atop the chart. It also broke the global record for the biggest opening week for an album by a female artist in global Spotify history.

One year after her split with Bassett, Olivia his now ranked the 5th most listened to artist in the world on Spotify with 60M+ monthly listeners. Olivia Rodrigo is, therefore, winning the breakup.

Bassett sits at ~5M listeners per month. He is not currently ranked on Spotify. Cry bitch

by MML141 June 26, 2021