vanilla face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanilla face?

by John Doe 333 October 15, 2006

Vanilla Coke

the best drink ever made.

"mhmmm that was some pretty awesome vanilla coke."

by Babsie the retriever April 22, 2006

vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007

Vanilla Ice

Eminem's long lost father...

Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it.."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006

Vanilla Prep

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.

My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.

by Veronica10 March 22, 2009