Texting out

To ask someone out by texting them on a cellular device.

Oh my god I can't believe that Tom is texting out Jess?!?!?! How lame is that.

by sthen November 9, 2007

Filler Texting

When you're texting or IMing somebody and they respond with crappy, half-assed one word answers. Also reffered to as "Being a weenie".

Texter 1: Dude, I just bought five hundred dollars worth of apple sauce!

Texter 2: Kool

Texter One: (in an attempt to end the filller texting) Is it weird that I'm playing Viva Pinata? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's for like five year olds, but I beat Assasin's Creed.

Texter 2: Sure

Texter One: Screw you, you filler texting douche!

by GiraffeBoots December 13, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could

Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"

by Neoslayer November 18, 2021

bullet texting

Intentionally sending multiple short text messages all on the same line of thought or point in rapid succession. Often times this is done when the point could be made in one message, but is instead spanned out over 5-7 quick messages of 1-3 words each. Can be immensely frustrating, as new messages stream in while the recipient attempts to respond.

(Bullet texting conversation)
Person 1: Hey
Person 1: What's goin on
Person 1: Anything?
Person 1: Was thinking of getting food
Person 1: You hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, I could go for some food. Where you wanna eat?

Person 1: Idk
Person 1: maybe wendy's
Person 1: but whatever's fine
Person 1: You?

by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009

texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)

Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?

by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014