Texas

A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.

Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"

by bldyvlntin February 2, 2010

Texas

Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.

God blessed Texas!

by I ride my horse to work. March 21, 2013

Texas

A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.

I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.

by texasbabe September 10, 2004

Texas

The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!

Fuck you! I'm from Texas!!!

by johnnymurder April 20, 2005

Texas

the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag.....
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks

look at the flag in our capitol
austin texas... same height as the us flag

by solardog January 27, 2004

Texas

the 2nd biggest state in the USA in the south. alot of things in TX are bigger. or at least ppl say they are. this state has long droughts. aka the lone star state due to the one star on its state flag. the ONLY state to have 6 flags flown over it. thats why they made a whole amusement park called 6 Flags Over Texas.

'bigger in Tx, better in a dodge!'

see? even dodge admits that things in TX are bigger!

by freckleschic09 July 6, 2005

Texas

If you don’t know Texas by now, you automatically live under a rock.

Ya know the sayin’!

“EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!”

by i have no idea why i am here June 15, 2018