Texan Meat Lard
Texan Meat Lard by dirtntooty April 28, 2022
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An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
Texan sandwich by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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