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Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.
Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy
by rob2swag January 6, 2023
mugGet the Texty testymug.

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.
I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.
by ClawGee April 11, 2014
mugGet the festie testie encountermug.

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.
Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.
by Mory Riller September 26, 2019
mugGet the Testymug.

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.
i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe
by rieyin July 8, 2011
mugGet the Testie Toemug.

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy
His testie teeth really bit me hard last night
by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018
mugGet the testie teethmug.

tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.
You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
mugGet the tetherball testismug.

testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)
Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin
by glittertitssss August 23, 2025
mugGet the testie twistiesmug.

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