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testicles

1)The object of a boy's fear and a girl's confidence.
2)The object of a boy's pain and a girl's pleasure.
3)The object of a boy's inferiority, and a girl's superiority
1)The girl confidently threatened the boy with a swift kick to his testicles, and the boy grabbed his groin in fear.
2)The girl kicked the boy in the testicles, the boy was holding his groin in utter pain, and the girl was stroking her clit in pleasure.
3)The boy was on the ground clutching his groin after being kicked in the testicles, feeling less than adequate, while the girl stood over him feeling like a dominant being.
by Inferior Boy September 1, 2006
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Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
by C-Witt July 3, 2009
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Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.
by FalconEyes September 25, 2011
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testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch
Please knee me in my testicles.
by Danny December 12, 2003
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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