What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012
Get the Testosterone Flashflood mug.any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'
almost always a young/er male
almost always a young/er male
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the testosterone jones mug.Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.
Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.
by Necrozma Beam November 25, 2020
Get the testosterone booster mug.A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.
by SodaFountain March 20, 2021
Get the Testosterdrone mug.whoa! that girl really improved her basketball game! she mustve been eating some testosteroni
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1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...
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1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...
by yougetagoldstar September 16, 2009
Get the testosteroni mug.A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.
Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"
by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008
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So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"
Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.
And she's satisified for breakfast.
Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.
And she's satisified for breakfast.
by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008
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