Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016
by dangle dongle March 30, 2005
It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).
Origin: Gaelic region
Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 28, 2019
The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?
Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
by dermena August 5, 2015
The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
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