Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

Tesla Surprise

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.

Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.

by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

Tesla Coil

*continued* It's simplest to build one that is one to two feet tall. The simplest one to build is a SGTC. The easiest way to build one is with a transformer, connected in parallel to a spark gap connected in parallel to a capacitor connected in parallel to the primary coil and a secondary coil of about 1200 turns of magnet wire placed inside the primary coil and a topload (it has to be of a shape with no edges, such as a sphere or a toroid--donut shaped) on the secondary. The secondary is then grounded to a copper pipe in the ground. The transformer needs to be at least 7500V 30mA. Yeah, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME unless you know what you are doing or want to electrocute yourself. SGTCs cannot be audio modulated. It can be with an extra part but the noise would be drowned out by the spark gap. If you yell and can still hear yourself, you didn't make the spark gap right. To make sure you get the values right, you can go to JavaTC. It's a free online software for SGTC building. You can download it online. For more details on how to build one, buy or torrent "The Ultimate Construction Guide to Tesla Coils" or something.A slightly harder one that requires previous knowledge on electronics is a SSTC. They aren't as hard as DRSSTCs, but these ones are nice because the arcs are pretty safe to touch without a faraday suit and they are the fun, audio modulated ones.

I like them tesla coils huge.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

tesla ass

When you get an electric shock, you skin vibrates. Tesla ass means an ass that shakes verry welk when someone twerks

She's got a tesla ass

by RandomPerson03 November 26, 2017

Tesla Titty Twister

A new game to play while driving due to the lack of punch buggys. When you see a tesla, twist a titty!

*driving with friend and see a tesla*

Person A: "TESLA TITTY TWISTER" *twists person B's titty*
Person B: "kys"

by adddriiianaa July 29, 2023

Tesla owners

A group of deluded people who brag about their car at any given time. They are the descendants of the ancient and feared Prius owners. They can be found on youtube, complaining about how their Tesla's sunroof is way too big or how the price of electricity is 0.2 cents more expensive.

Those Tesla owners can't stop talking about his car.

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

Tesla Killer

An electric vehicle that is more expensive and worse than a Tesla.

Have you seen the latest Tesla killer from Audi? Practically every car maker is now killing Tesla!

by An organ donor July 14, 2019