Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

turned

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.

Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.

by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008

nigger turned inside out

Italian

Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..

by murraybia December 12, 2015

turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism

When did you turn your back on God?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Turned over

Slang for Arrested in the UK.

John got turned over by old bill

by Massive log February 23, 2019

turned

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.

1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.

by Tyrumble July 2, 2006