tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Tendoroni

A P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)

Michael Jackson- "PYT" ("Thriller" Album 1983)
"Where Did You Come From Lady
And Ooh Won't You Take Me There
Right Away Won't You Baby
Tendoroni You've Got To Be
Spark My Nature
Sugar Fly With Me..."

Bobby Brown- "Roni" ("Don't Be Cruel" Album 1988)

"The truth about a roni, she's a sweet little girl
You can treat her right, feel nice, and hold her tight
Only tenderonies can give a special love
A special kind of love that makes ya feel good inside"

MC Magic (200-)
"She's my tenderoni
My sweet sexy girl
(my tendoroni let me show u how I'm gonna love u girl tonight)"

by Mac-Daddy1 February 25, 2008

Jennacidal Tendencies

The name of a derby girl whos intent is to entirely annihilate the opposing team. Said skater is prone to destruction and can often times mean herself included.

She had Jennacidal Tendencies when she took out the entire front line during that jam!

by Jennacidal Tendencies August 3, 2010

Ho Tendencies

The needs or actions people have that make them seem like a
ho.

1. Dating multiple people
2. Taking a friend's girl/boy
3. Sleeping with a friend's mom
4. Going behind someone's back to date their family member
5. Dating your own family

These are ho tendencies

by Zaa April 11, 2012

Tending

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

pyro-phalic tendancy

The will or desire to light either your or others penises on fire. Thats right... on fire.

Last night i was with shirely, and she lit my cock on fire, That bitch has got a pyro-phalic tendancy!!

by Richard Hurts February 5, 2007

cute tendencies

a person who is not considered socially attractive, hot or fine, but have certain traits (e.g. the way they dress, facial features) that make them "cute" and thus, "hot" in a next-door neighbor sort of way.

He's got cute tendencies, but I'm not sure what I think of him otherwise.

by Tristan Schofield May 3, 2004