teense

A small, sometimes cute, amount of something.

Can I have a teense of that cake?

Can you scover a teense?

by Jeremy Hoge February 11, 2006

Teets and Gens

Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.

Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!

Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!

by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009

teespurt

When the sleeves of an undershirt bulge out from the bottom of the sleeves of the shirt worn on top. See blundershirt.

Dressed in a hurry and didn't notice I was sporting a teespurt until lunch. Spent half the day looking like a dweeb.

by nrdesigner March 23, 2011

Teetsie

Teetsie is a word used to either describe a something or a someone and means something or someone small, cute, and sometimes fuzzy!!

That little golden retriever puppy is so teetsie.

by .spark. September 6, 2011

Teeks Teeks

Skeet Skeet spelled backwards, this word is used when in a public place or otherwise in a situation that Skeet Skeet is not appropriate to use.

Man I'm gonna Teeks Teeks all over her grill!

by Gabriel Guerrero December 24, 2007

Awesome Tees

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.

Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL

by wowtf May 15, 2010

teensex

Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.

Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.

David77: FAPTIME!
AceKing: Wat? interracialz?
David77: No time for some teensex!
* David77 unzips

by loxyria July 2, 2009