Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023

Telly Savalas

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"

Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!

by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007

teddy bear

1) A plush toy in the form of a bear cub.

2) A big, beefy guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.

"The little boy fell asleep hugging a teddy bear."

"Abraham Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"

by Qit January 22, 2004

telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

teddy lupin

Teddy Lupin is a genderfluid icon with (usually) beautiful blue hair and eyes. He parents were Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. He is a metamorphmagus, which he takes after his mother. He was sorted into Hufflepuff and later became head boy in his seventh year. Because his parents died in the battle of hogwarts days after he was born, he was raised by Andromeda Black-Tonks, and his godfather Harry Potter helped sometimes too.

"Did you hear Teddy Lupin is head boy?"
"It's a bit strange, since his father and his friends were such troublemakers"
"Did you see Teddy Lupin has a new hair colour again? How does he do that?"
"He can change his appearance at will! He's so lucky"

by The.Lupins. September 2, 2017

Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008

Teddybear Dom

A guy that is cuddly and nice on the outside but dominant in bed.

Girl 1: Oh my god I thought he was so innocent until he wanted to use handcuffs!

Girl 2: He's such a teddybear dom.

by ginnybinny October 27, 2020