Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010

teadium

The feeling of annoyance and despair when one takes a sip of tea only to discover the mug is empty.

Alfredo raised his mug to his lips and tilted it, awaiting a trickle of tasty tea to tickle his tongue. Alarmingly, none arrived; teadium had struck as his mug was already finished.

by Maurice Morose and V@TLS Manc September 9, 2011

Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.

I love my fuzzy teddy bear!

by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016

Tedi Malchev

Tedi Malchev is a godly creature that resides in an earthly form which can be seen by us simple life forms known as humans.
If you ever see him around you, you have to scream:
BOG TEDI ObiCHam TEE !!!!111!111 (nohomo tho)

Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Tedi Malchev??
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy1: But did you show your love for him??
Guy 2: o n0!1 I forgot, I'm a terrible human, I should be sacrificed in his honor...(C O M M I T S S U D O K U)

by 3nF0rcR December 24, 2018

teddy neer

Gayest "straight" person I've ever met.

Teddy Neer, more like Teddy Queer

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Sea Tendies

Shrimp. The chicken tendies of the seven seas.

“Hey, let me get some of those coconut sea tendies.”
“Jumbo, coconut, or popcorn, I love all the tendies of the sea.”

by FoodScholar September 23, 2020