ted is a fucking beauty and is jacks brother they like to get fucked up and full send shit all the time ted is also a fucking legend because he’s a farmer
A stupid boy don’t know how life works a bully and has no friends. You will only like him if u enjoy messing people’s life up and making them feel unwanted
Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.