Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 6, 2022

Techtard

People who think they're being scammed or hacked because of a visual technical issue.

John thought Bob was hacking him because his screen was taking forever to load over screenshare.
"John, stop being a techtard and have some patience."

by Valpin January 3, 2024

Tetard

Someone who is way cooler than Brad.

“You Tetards are way cooler than Brad. Also; Threshers suck.”

by Steve “Miss Jackson” February 9, 2024

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026