Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.

Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.

by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011

technical tajiki

a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka SAT vocab).

Bryan- Ali can you pass me the sugar please?
Ali- Technically, it's monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
Bryan- Pass me the fucking sugar Technical Tajiki.
Ali- Here's the monoglucose.

by byang December 28, 2008

Technically Single

The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.

Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".

Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"

by LucaS79 July 10, 2014

Universal Technical Institute

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!

Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......

by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011

Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.

They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.

by Maphael October 14, 2011

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009