Throwing a Tea Party is when you gather a group of your closest friends and hot box the shit out of a camper. You can either use a bong or a pipe, for a complete tea Party experience.
by sugahbear69 July 2, 2011
Dialect and inflection spoken by misanthropic and cynical bohemians and wise, primitivist travelers. Made famous by The Mad Hatter, March Hare and the Dormouse, who were the only ones present at the time. Had we KNOWN she was coming, though...
I say...I dont like your banter! Or. I dont like banter at all, which means yours is clearly excellent. You must speak Tea Party around here, or youll fall behind the TAZ...
by Mr. Hatter June 14, 2011
A play on "Tea Party Patriot", which is a term individual Tea Party supporters use to describe themselves and a phrase in the name of local and national Tea Party groups. This describes members who "parrot" back lies and half-truths they hear on Fox News and conservative talk radio with no real knowledge or understanding to support them.
That Tea Party Parrot kept talking about "death panels", but when I asked her what those were, exactly, she was speechless.
by wordlust November 24, 2010
An individual who posesses an extraordinary amount of common sense, which is the only required education for membership in the Tea Party. The person is usually a male, in his forties who has failed in business, marraige and many other endeavors. He therefore shows his common sense by blaming the government, immigrants, teachers, pensioners, scientists, non-evangelicals, non-whites, non-republicans, etc for his failures in life. In doing so, he gains many followers.
Bob was on C-Span today hitting the viewers up with some hardcore common sense. He's a Tea Party Genius.
by Saiga12 April 15, 2011
A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.
by De-Foxifier December 2, 2013
A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.
Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump
Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.
Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump
Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.
These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.
Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons
Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons
by Nilli Wanilli October 13, 2010
A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.
by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011