Taylor-Ruth

Taylor-Ruth is the Hanging Rock Comics chick from tumblr. She's known for big glasses, a side braid, jean shorts, and band tees. But lately she's been branching out into velvet dresses.

She's pretty cool, sometimes she's a little annoying. But she's well spoken, funny, hot, and makes awesome comics.

Her comics are about teen angst, like Daria for a new generation. They're very popular on tumblr and she's gotten a pretty big fan base.

"Wow did you see Taylor-Ruth's latest comic?"
"Yeah I know, total gpoy. She's in my mind."

by bangbang973 December 5, 2011

taylor guitar

A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.

Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

taylor logic

Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.

"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."

by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013

taylore cook

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.

You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.

by Stillsocynical December 18, 2013

Taylor

Taylor's are sweet, funny, smart, athletic and simply amazing. They can make your day with their smile and constantly make you laugh. Taylor's are really hot with perfect bodies. You can never get bored talking to a Taylor because they always have something interesting to say and are extremely fun to be with. You cannot go wrong with dating a Taylor. They will always treat you right and be there for you through everything. If you're dating a Taylor, consider yourself one of the luckiest guys/girls around.

"OMG you're boyfriend/ girlfriend Taylor is incredible!!"
"I know, I'm so happy to be with him/her. I wouldn't want to be with anyone else in the world"

by Inloveee April 3, 2013

Marjorie Taylor Green

A junior "congresswoman" from Georgia who has been stripped of power because she is a clueless cunt. Believes in the asinine conspiracy theories of Qanon and professional sycophant of cheeto baby jesus. Not only is she a twisted fuck who supports fascism, she pretends to actually know the meaning of big words like socialism, patriotism, economics, American history, debating, constitution, 2nd Amendment, constituents, and religion. An embarrassing attempt at representing an uneducated district, she has done nothing in congress but make a complete fucking ass of herself and the cult party she so desperately wants approval from. She betrays herself an NRA puppet who fantasizes killing Americans who are liberal when in reality couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat. Her incompetents has now become legendary in American politics and will go down in history as a total failure and permanent shit stain of a human being.

Marjorie Taylor Green: Come out of your office and face me AOC! I want to know why you support abortion!

Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!

Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!

Rioter 1: Quick! Deploy the Marjorie Taylor Green!

Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!

Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...

by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009