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Target

Target. A place that lures you in with words like "team members" and "work together". When in reality, it's a shithole ran by some of the most selfish people on the planet. Corporate has no idea what it's like being on the store level so they blindly set policies and set standards that are impossible to reach. Leaders expect you to perform 100% perfection whilst not giving you any help. The scheduling is horrible. Always shortstaffed, lines are always long, drive up times are always overdue and building up because there's never any help. And so instead of scheduling appropriately, they force non leaders to pick up the slack and do the work of 5 people. Then have the nerve to ask team members why guests are having a bad experience and what can be done to fix it, as if the problem isn't completely obvious. Do yourself a favor and don't work there. You will regret it.
"Hey I work at target and I literally want to kill myself!"
by NefariousJester March 29, 2021
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Target

A place people go to to pay a little more to avoid Walmart
Friend: Lets go to Walmart
Me: no that place ghetto as shit, lets go to Target
by BilboSwagginz May 5, 2015
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Target

Target is a real estate company in Bavaro, Punta Cana and Higuey, Dominican Republic.
Run by the most trusted people.
Target helps you get the very best properties in real estate.
by Luis Padua February 20, 2009
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Target

I love target! i wish it was your mom, cause then i could have sex with it for free!
by Quagdingo October 28, 2009
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Target

Lets go to Walmart

No... Target.
by Boobysooupy June 21, 2019
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The Targets

A sudden uncontrollable urge to poo while shopping in Target.

This applies to other retail stores depending on ones preferred shopping locale(eg. Walgreen's, Best Buy for men)
H: "I had a bad case of The Targets in CVS today"
by DurHol February 28, 2011
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Targeting

To shop at Target.
I went Targeting today and bought a bunch of stuff I didn't know I needed.
by Phoood Dude July 1, 2011
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