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Gi-Tard

offensive.

A person who repeatedly loses ju jitsu/ judo fights by doing stupid things. (often used as a general term of abuse).
person A: i cant believe i gave him a straight arm again!

person B: i know your such a Gi-Tard. *Armbars person A*
by 11 62 61 32 51 February 1, 2012
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tarayummy

Tarayummy is a beautiful YouTuber dating vine star Jake Webber, she is a member of the Traphouse and one direction fan with YouTube star Colby Brock
Tara has teamed up with Fanjoy and has a cute clothing line

She's a cute small package, she's 4'11 but taller with platforms on
Tara is energetic and her smile and laugh is contagious

Tara is just a amazing person
Tara: "I just posted a video! swipe up!"
person 1: "I love Tarayummy's new video!"
person 2: "Tarayummy is so cute"
by yummy.colby April 21, 2020
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tard wrangler

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
by The Sarge November 13, 2003
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Tec tard

A retard in technology. A mentally challenged person in technology.
A old granny who doesn't know how to use a computer is a tec tard. A smart ass dip-shit that doesn't know how to print with a computer or smart phone is a tec tard.
by mwallace2202 October 12, 2013
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Fuck tard

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
by slamthevag March 28, 2011
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OU Tard

people at the university of oklahoma who are absolutely dumb as shit; most of these dudes have the IQ of a rock; will be completely useless in the real world
Those students at OU are so stupid, they're known as OU Tards.
by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019
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Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards
The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.
by Platitudinous November 18, 2014
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