A portmanteau of tab and tangent, pronounced "tab-jent". When your curiosity in one tab leads to a completely different curiosity in another tab, and so on.
I just went on the longest tabgent ever. 14 tabs open and I'm looking at recipes for buffalo bread when all I wanted to know was who played that one character in Peaky Blinders.
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Usually is a smart boy who doesn’t like to be argued with. Has a lot of rizz and plays football. You will find most Tangeni’s listen to Drake and spend a lot of time on Instagram.
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1. To go off on a tangent mid-conversation.
2. To pirate a conversation away from its natural course.
1. To go off on a tangent mid-conversation.
2. To pirate a conversation away from its natural course.
Let's stop tangentializing so we can figure out what we're doing tonight.
When I'm talking with her, Kristen tangentializes so often that I can't ever remember what we were originally talking about.
When I'm talking with her, Kristen tangentializes so often that I can't ever remember what we were originally talking about.
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Get the tangenting mug.When two people are on good cocaine and start having a competitive conversation. Constantly interrupting each other, apologizing, inhaling loudly through clogged nostrils, and then interrupting each other again while desperately attempting to tell the other person a hyper-interesting deeply personal multilayered rambling four-dimensional spiderweb of at least three unrelated stories at the same time. Each match continues for 10-30 minutes depending on the quality of the cocaine, at which point the party who does not posses the cocaine will submit and begin nodding their head agreeably until the owner of the cocaine realizes he hasn't done a line in about 20 minutes and it's time to do another line. The matches continue every until you're both out of money, concede to an mutual pyrrhic victory and vow to keep your use responsible from now on and hold each other accountable to one eight-ball per weekend. This sport is played every weekend by men around the world.
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