peach taffy

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017

maple taffy

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017

lung taffy

The glob of gelatinous goo that comes up when you have a bad case of the crud and you cough for 30 minutes.

With all the people pulling lung taffy around my cubicle, I know I'm going to get sick soon.

by BigDaddyz April 13, 2005

laffy taffy

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

tafford

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

taffard

Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)

1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces

by AxTng1 February 2, 2004

TBFFFB

Twitter best friend forever fuck buddy -- your best online friend with whom you also share explicit pictures and suggestive direct messages

She's his TBFFFB, so she sends him great pics and dirty DMs.

by xacx May 4, 2010