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Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.
You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.
by Dudealive November 28, 2017
mugGet the Tabletablemug.

McDonalds tablets

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them
The McDonalds tablets are broken again
mugGet the McDonalds tabletsmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?
Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

Tabloids tablets

He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
mugGet the Tabloids tabletsmug.

Tablet

A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position
12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night
by weird ass motherfucker June 4, 2020
mugGet the Tabletmug.

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.
"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."
by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020
mugGet the Tablet Penmug.

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