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A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.
"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."
Toaster by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007
A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.
awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333
Toaster by bethiodos December 7, 2010
(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.
def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
Toaster by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008
At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.

Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.

MFB & JSK
My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!
Toaster by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011
FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!
Toaster by pfloyd February 20, 2003
Don't be such a Toaster.
toaster by Kak July 17, 2003