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salvation army

A place where poor people shop. They have to go to salvation army because they're needy. They just weren't as lucky as some whos fathers could mantain a job.
Awww, poor kid had to go to salvation army cause daddy couldnt hold a job. That must be embarrassing.
by youstilldamnpoor March 20, 2008
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Salvation infatuation

A syndrome in which the saved falls for the savior. Whether they were saved from themselves, or a tower with a dragon, or an abusive significant other some people just can't help falling in love with the person who saved them. But it can lead to a bad/toxic relationship if the saved party/savior becomes clingy, overbearing, bossy, pushy, possessive, etc.
"Millie, your salvation infatuation is going to get you hurt."

Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.
by SkyAlexander July 28, 2019
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marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.
"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"
by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015
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Helmet of Salvation

A bonnet, tht protects your hair from damage and from the devil lol.
Derrick Jackson's wife : You see a bonnet, I see a helmet of salvation
by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021
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salivation marination

When, after you nut down her throat, she holds it in her mouth till the swelling goes down
That bitch is all about the salivation marination.
by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010
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Self Salvation

Saving yourself from everything, including yourself. Mostly girls need self salvation cuz they always blame themselves.
by Girugamesh October 20, 2008
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King James’ Salvation

Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.

A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”

Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting
by Spainwater2002 October 18, 2021
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