Awkward Swordfish

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.

(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011

electric swordfish

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole

dude I did and electric swordfish last night!

by Hsja May 24, 2014

dine on swordfish

For a woman to go down on a man who's just fucked her.

I pounded her until she came, and then she wanted to dine on swordfish.

by Hank Flower October 4, 2010

golden swordfight

A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.

Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.

by Waterimono February 28, 2016

rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)

Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

by squintsbichniggamothafuckas September 7, 2010

Swordflasher

To call someone a 'swordflasher' is to give them the highest compliment. A swordflasher has wit, coolness, derring-do, style, charisma and charm far beyond the norm.
The word originates from a well-known figure in the world of HEMA - Historical European Martial Arts - who was famed as a skilled fencer with sword and buckler, a creative artist and animator, and an informal guru to hundreds.
The word originated in the early days of computing when he first got an email account. His girlfriend said, "I suppose you'll call yourself 'Swordflasher' or something..."

"The way you pulled that bird right under the nose of her boyfriend! And then he shook your hand! You're becoming quite the swordflasher, old chap!"

"My God, what a bout. That was incredible! We'll have to call you 'Swordflasher' from now on!"

"Well, Pierce Brosnan was a pretty good Bond - but he was no swordflasher."

by Mike Stillwell April 30, 2008

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006