1. n. a phrase used in response to any signs or symptoms of any sort of illness; used to mock the media's overexaggeration of the Swine Flu "epidemic".
The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.
The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.
Jim: I have a headache, and I think my allergies are acting up.
Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.
or...
Tim: *coughs/sneezes*
Jim: Swine Flu!!!!
Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!
Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.
or...
Tim: *coughs/sneezes*
Jim: Swine Flu!!!!
Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!
by thisisanepicepidemic May 12, 2009
A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!
John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
by sime341 May 04, 2009
Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.
by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009
A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.
guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.
by DCSIM April 27, 2009
A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors
"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."
by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009
n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.
n. Probably not swine flu
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.
n. Probably not swine flu
by 1123581321 May 05, 2009
1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea
1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu
by roneplEElpenor November 04, 2009