Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004

Chinatown Suzy

A Cocktail including 3 Ingredients;

1/3 of glass Red Bull
Remainder of glass Champagne / Proseco / Cava
1 part Amaretto

In a highball glass:
Cracked ice goes in first. Put in the Amaretto. Put in the red bull up to 1/3 of the glass full. Top up with champagne.

2. Also a Fashionista Assassin Ninja who gains strength from this cocktail

3. A pair of High-Heels with a Blue-Stripe Bottom

That's a Chinatown Suzy

by Chinatownsuzy October 29, 2017

Suzy finger

Military lingo for your middle finger on your dominant hand that you use to fingerbang your girlfriend.

My suzy finger still smells from last night.

by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

Suzi Q

The girl friend, wife or others left behind when troops are in the service of their country. Coined around the Viet Nam era.

I left Suzi Q to go to boot camp and hope Jodi dont get her.

by Sigman July 9, 2006

crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010

suzy creamcheese

From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.

There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.

by dannyb February 7, 2006