sexpressed

Lena: I'm very sexpressed but made it thru the day
Hanmah: the fuck is sexpressed
Lena: basically i wanna die but still horny

by anonymous November 8, 2022

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Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app

The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised

by Commie! December 23, 2023

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Surprised

Yeah, that SysAdmin thing will do all sorts of shit it's not supported to.

Hym Iam "Surprised Meg? Me too. I don't know whether or not that worked but I still think I did it wrong. I wanted it to do a broader analysis but the fact that they can excavate supposedly unretrievable data is good. If the second one doesn't go through let me know and redo it with more concise instructions."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026

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surpissed

When you suddenly realize that you really need to urinate.

Daniel: "Man, I woke up at like 2:30AM and I nearly pissed myself, it was crazy."
Henry: "Damn, you were surpissed."
Daniel: "Get out of my house."
Henry: "No."

by varalana September 12, 2025

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Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by anonymous March 8, 2024

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