surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

by The Badger August 5, 2003

Surface

When a woman has a face like a man. Hence the term "sir-face"

Damn bro, check out the surface in line. I thought that was a dude from the side...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007

surfies

the ugliest, grosest, il mannered, dumb, aussies. Surfies take up valuable space in the water

Surfies have there own unique language:
G'day mate wanna putta shrimp ona barbie

by Koukla January 2, 2006

surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

by TRJ229 July 18, 2009

surface

A whole new dimension to computing from Microsoft. A modified Windows Vista enabled computer in the form of a Coffee Table. Based on Multi-touch technology. No cables, no keyboard, no mouse.

Surface is darn good, damn costly.

by sgr_mdkr December 9, 2008

surfiction

surfiction, programador y diseñador de paginas web asi tambien programador en general, destacando mas en tecnologias .net

surfiction el programador

by surfiction March 11, 2008

lunar surface

1. the presence of past acne scars which left 'pock marks', or 'scar dimples' in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.

Guy # 1-- "That strip club might have been the darkest one I have ever been to but Star and Jewl were ROCKIN!!!"

Guy # 2-- "It was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. I watched her body to man but then I fucked up and looked at her face. I think I saw where the moon rover was parked."

by Eagle Eye, THE Missippi Duck Slayer October 27, 2007