Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.

On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 2, 2004

Malevolent Cock-Suckery

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.

"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012

secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.

"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post

by TexDenim March 2, 2009

Secretary

When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.

You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'

by Mindy M May 8, 2017

Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL

A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.

Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:

by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017

secretaryerizing

the honor and privilege of taking on the prestige, duty, and persona of performing the mundane tasks of secretary in a student government association or club position.

Dude 1 - So I heard you got the secretary position for pencil sharpeners anonymous?
Dude 2 - Yeah man, I'm stoked to totally start secretaryerizing my entire psyche.

by paramorphous April 10, 2018