Stoggings

Saying stockings while you have a blocked nose.

Nik-"Oh that girl has yuck legs but they look alright in those stoggings."

Tim-"oh you sound sick."

by Kidbites October 20, 2009

Scroggins

Particularly thick seminal fluid.

"I got scroggins all over my bedsheets!"

"I scrogged all over my ceiling! Where's the goo-be-gone?"

by garfhdg March 13, 2009

Stoggie

Noun = Wood-Pigeon, Columba palumbus
Native of Europe & Asia.
Also Known as the "Ring-Dove"
They are a beautiful, plump, grey bird with white rings on the wings.
The Males(cocks)have a Round-Topped Skull, whilst the Females(hens)have a Flat-Topped Skull.
They make a persistent, yet somehow relaxing, "Coo-Cooing" sound ring out amongst the trees.
Each Breeding Pair Produce Two;
or in a good year Three clutches of two young per clutch each year, in a single nest.
They are only distantly related to the City-Pigeon or Rock-Dove Columba livia
They are Delicious;
when wrapped in streaky bacon & roasted; Or
when boned-out,diced and put in a
Pigeon-Pie with gravy and sweetcorn;
Or
when put into a
Pigeon and Rabbit-Pie;
Or when put in a Crow and Pigeon-Pie
Recipies Abound For Pigeon-Casseroles.
Use Your Imagination.
They Eat Our Crops.

" Mum says she's got the Vegetables and the Sauce; So I'm off to get the Stoggies "

by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007

Stroggos

The L33test of L33tman on the planet

Oh my god Stroggos, you win

by Stroggos2k July 21, 2003

strogging

when you cum yourself in the shower or bath tub

strogging like callum shannon every morning

by hamish barren August 18, 2024

Scroggin Noggin

To kill something (usually a bird) by grasping it by the head and swinging it in a circular motion.

To finish something off by breaking the neck.

Dave was a bad shot so he had to give a couple birds the scroggin noggin.

by chimchim October 20, 2006

stroagie

adj. conforming completly to established rule

Ms. Thompson is stroagie

by andrew putnam August 19, 2008