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clit stroker

Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
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stromered

1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.

2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will

3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.

4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.
"I was trying to talk to some chick last night & my boy Stromered me so hard. Shit."
by The grand. July 11, 2014
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Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.
DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014
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Stroner

"a boner obtained by a gay male from someone other than another gay male, like a straight girl. A straight boner, Stroner."
I love sucking dick, but that girl gives such a Stroner.
by BigPtinyhands May 23, 2016
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Stroyered

(Verb) -- Having someone muscle in on a group, creative-writing effort only to ruin it with sickening egotism and drama-stirring.
"Dude, CCC got Stroyered!"
by You're this shallow too! January 7, 2005
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