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Sonic Screwdriver

The sonic probe device that The Doctor uses from the show ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ.

In the show each incarnation of The Doctor has their own unique design for the sonic screwdriver, this is only consistent in the modern reboot of the show. In the classic series The Doctor only had a sonic screwdriver from a few incarnations in.
Can’t you just use your sonic screwdriver?”
“It doesn’t do wood!”
What do you mean it doesn’t do wood!?”
by Garry Masala March 5, 2021
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Dirty Screwdriver

A man's penis goes into a pile of feces and a woman licks it off.
"Hey bro! I gave that girl the dirty screwdriver. Best night ever!"
by TailsTheScrew January 1, 2022
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left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
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Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).
"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"
by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016
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sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.
Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?
by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017
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Skrewdriver

A British oi! band founded in the city of Blackpool in the year !977. Headed by Ian Stuart Donaldson (rip), the band emerged as having blue collar, working class ethics and very soon, aligned themselves with The Nationalist movement in Britain.
Donanldson, considered by many to father this movement, was killed in a suspected assassination plot in 1993. His legacy lives on in the hearts and minds of more people than you think.
Skrewdriver is a better band than you think.

Don't be scared to listen to a Skrewdriver album, you'll probably like it.
by hafez assad April 25, 2006
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drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006
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