VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.

Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.

by Anônimo April 15, 2019

Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011

statistic

a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat

"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"

by Les973 February 16, 2006

statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

by bob October 15, 2003

intriguing statistical anomaly

A polite way of saying something is a flat out lie.

I just find it an intriguing statistical anomaly that out of the thousands of Canadians I've spoken to in the last half decade of living in Canada, that I have not heard a single one complain about the fact that their healthcare system is socialized (in fact the exact opposite)...Yet commonly Americans that oppose Obama's plan and live hundreds of miles from the boarder seem to know plenty for some reason.............

by Anandamide September 11, 2009

statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021